Tania Kettle

The Psychic's prayer before bed at night:

Dear Spirit,

Please, please, please stop friends and family giving what they think is excellent advice, when they have no idea of the situation they are advising on. 

It makes my work 100 x harder and their advice is shite.

Naturally.

Because they have only 10% of the information, and that's the "Gold plated, fake diamond" kind, so are giving advice which is tantamount to trying to milk a 950kg bull, with pink fluffy slippers, and a unicorn.

Thank you.

Your friend, 

Tania.

Kissy hugs

T (she/her) and Spirit

xx

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